Ice-cream man....

I used to run a business
from a little Bedford van
and they'd all come running down the street
when they heard the ice-cream man

All went well for quite a while
and I did a roaring trade
shifting ...ice-cream...lollies
and coke and lemonade

But then I met this local girl
and me life just went to pot
as she'd hang around the van most nights
and things were getting hot

Then she started chatting
and we seemed to get on fine
and I wooed her with me Mivvies
and the occasional ninety-nine

But she started taking liberties
wanting,Magnums and Cornettos
then tapped me up for fifty quid
to buy some posh stilettos

So,one night I'd just had enough
she was clearly bloody dippy
so I  hit her with a frozen Feast
when she tried to grab my Whippy........

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