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A Christmas "Carol"......

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  12:46 PM (4 minutes ago Away in the  danger With a mask on my head I popped into Budgens For a loaf of white bread..... Some tosser coughed near me Then blocked up the aisle So I fingered his croissants Cause he stood there a while.....  The duffers were dawdling So I picked up some sweets Then sneezed very loudly As I passed by the meats..... My mask was now soggy As I got to the bread But the section was heaving So-got doughnuts instead..... I quickly skedaddled To head out and pay With a crowd of old duffers Stood blocking the way..... At last at the till now For much time I'd lingered And I left to the sound of  "MY CROISSANTS BEEN FINGERED!!"...... Reply Forward