Thinkings

 

 

Marshal Covid's coming to Town wear your mask or he'll hunt you down keep two-metres or risk a frown as Marshal-Covid's clamping-down..... Will he wear a Marshal's gown? a Marshal badge and Marshal crown or will he be a jobsworth clown to raise a laugh in YOUR ghost-town!.....

 I was looking at the crossword-clues but-I-didn't have me glasses and with blurry-eyes read "Bum hole" so,it made me think of arses... Anus wouldn't fit at all and ass'ole seemed too crude so-I-thought I'd better find me specs or the answer would elude.... So with vision now in focus via-specs a little later the-clue-in-fact was "Bomb hole" and-that's a s##t hole of a crater......

At School in the late sixties I played rhythm guitar in a Pop Group. One Saturday our lead guitarist and me were going to meet up with a girl from School at Henley Regatta,this was when they had a massive fair-ground as a side attraction. "we don't need to dress up" he said "we'll just wear some old tatty clothes!"....so following his lead I met him at Twyford railway station wearing my only and very decrepit Levis which were ripped and some bits were bleached as a "fashion statement" and I wore a similarly tatty top.He meanwhile was wearing a suit,collar and tie and new shoes and looked every inch a pop-star whilst I looked like some vagrant that had latched on to someone who might have money......