Thinkings

  There-once-was a Royal sort of bloke who's turned-out incredibly woke with his wife at the helm he gave up the "realm" and now he's a bit of a joke......

 

 

Marshal Covid's coming to Town wear your mask or he'll hunt you down keep two-metres or risk a frown as Marshal-Covid's clamping-down..... Will he wear a Marshal's gown? a Marshal badge and Marshal crown or will he be a jobsworth clown to raise a laugh in YOUR ghost-town!.....

 I was looking at the crossword-clues but-I-didn't have me glasses and with blurry-eyes read "Bum hole" so,it made me think of arses... Anus wouldn't fit at all and ass'ole seemed too crude so-I-thought I'd better find me specs or the answer would elude.... So with vision now in focus via-specs a little later the-clue-in-fact was "Bomb hole" and-that's a s##t hole of a crater......