Thinkings

  12:46 PM (4 minutes ago Away in the  danger With a mask on my head I popped into Budgens For a loaf of white bread..... Some tosser coughed near me Then blocked up the aisle So I fingered his croissants Cause he stood there a while.....  The duffers were dawdling So I picked up some sweets Then sneezed very loudly As I passed by the meats..... My mask was now soggy As I got to the bread But the section was heaving So-got doughnuts instead..... I quickly skedaddled To head out and pay With a crowd of old duffers Stood blocking the way..... At last at the till now For much time I'd lingered And I left to the sound of  "MY CROISSANTS BEEN FINGERED!!"...... Reply Forward

  Despite this Covid vaccine I'm-not-rushing for the queue let Matt and Boris try it first to see how well they do.... and if they get no side-effects except for-say a sniff I'll have the jab quite willingly but,NOT if they turn stiff......

  There-once-was a Royal sort of bloke who's turned-out incredibly woke with his wife at the helm he gave up the "realm" and now he's a bit of a joke......

 

 

Marshal Covid's coming to Town wear your mask or he'll hunt you down keep two-metres or risk a frown as Marshal-Covid's clamping-down..... Will he wear a Marshal's gown? a Marshal badge and Marshal crown or will he be a jobsworth clown to raise a laugh in YOUR ghost-town!.....