Thinkings

  11:31 PM (19 minutes ago) I had this funny dream last night it-was the the end of isolation lockdown finally at-an-end we'd been jabbed for all mutation..... We-were meeting with the Grandkids had their comics and their toys and their packs of peppa-pig sweets and-looking forward to some noise...... We met them all at Bognor but now it turned quite weird as the girls were pushing buggies and the boys each had a beard.......

 

1:-Try to see it My way Do I have to keep on Teaching 'til I can't go on Try your hand at MY day Run the risk of knowing,that my hair will soon be gone I can't work it out I can't work it out........ 2:-Think of what I'm saying I-get the answers wrong and the kids all get them right Now they're outside playing And I'm laid down a mo,'cause I look a proper sight I can't work it out I can't work it out.......... 3:-Life is very short and there's no end....... To-getting School-work done on time I have always thought,they'll drive me round.......the bend So I will ask you once again....... 4:-Try to see it my way only-time -will-tell,if I am wrong or I am right Try to see it MY way There's a chance,without no booze,I'll run-away tonight I can't work it out I can't work it out......... 5:-Life is very short and there's no end....... To-getting School-work done on time I have always thought,they'll drive me round..........

1. 1:- We're not going on a   Summer Holiday No more Cruisin' for a year or two Fun and laughter on a summer holiday That's-just-what we USED to do For a week or two....... 2:-  Ain't goin' where the sun shines brightly Ain't goin' where the sea is blue They told us on the Telly Until your Vaccine's through....... 3:- It-seems no-body gets a summer holiday Doin' things they always wanted to So we're NOT goin' on a summer holiday The dreams have fallen through For a year or two....... 4:- Ain't  goin' where the sun shines brightly Ain't  goin' where the sea is blue They told us on the Telly Until your Vaccine's through....... 5:- So-no-body gets a summer holiday All-our-travel plans have fallen through We ain't goin' on a summer holiday We're in the Vaccine queue For a year or two............... For a year or two................ For a year or two................ For a year or two!...............

  Imagine....when it's over and normality resumes but you've lost your house and business and-are squatting in some rooms...... Imagine.... when it's over the Country's on its knees and you're queuing at the food-bank to alleviate the squeeze....... Imagine...

  We used to build a Trolley,from wood and old-pram-wheels. We used to cast a fishing-line,and wait for spinning reels. We used to catch some tadpoles,and keep them in a jar. We used to jot-down number-plates,of every passing car. We used to walk through woods and fields,and maybe feed a Horse. We used to be Apaches,and run through moorland gorse. We used to end up scratched and cut,but that was par-for-course. We used to be a Cowboy,and wear a Sheriff's badge. We used to visit relatives,for food that we might cadge. We used to go for picnics.and-eat a lovely spread. We used to clean Dad's motor-car,that,or go to bed! We used to go up,to-the-Bridge,and watch for puffs of steam. We used to bike for miles and miles,and throw-stones-in-a stream. We used to climb up Apple trees,and pinch a little fruit. We used to wander Farmers' fields,and watch the 'keepers shoot. We used to rifle birds-nests,and take some eggs for blowing. We used to build big snowballs,in the winter aft...

 

 

  I'm a Poet,don't you know it!! I met a couple recently, the-Husband,a former friend. He gave me details of his life, near drove me round the bend. He-then-asked "What do YOU do?." I replied ,"Oh, I'm a Poet!", He said, "Well, that's amazing!", "That's great!.....I didn't know-it!" I said goodbye and left them, feeling rather buoyed. When I heard him mutter to his Wife, "that means he's unemployed!"....

 

  Despite this Covid vaccine I'm-not-rushing for the queue let Matt and Boris try it first to see how well they do.... and if they get no side-effects except for-say a sniff I'll have the jab quite willingly but,NOT if they turn stiff......

  This time last year..... well,who'd have thought that,we'd all-now-be in lockdown disinfecting stuff we've bought..... This time last year.... well,who'd have thought that,NOT wearing-a-mask inside a Bank could land you up in Court.... This time last year.... well,who'd have thought you'd-get pictured-in the paper 'cause-of toilet--rolls that you've bought.... This time last year.... well,who'd of thought that-Mums could lose their marbles 'cause their kids are now 'home-taught'..... This time last year.... well,who'd have thought you'd find you keep on asking " WHICH-ONE SCOFFED THE CAKES I BOUGHT?!!.... Like Comment Share

  12:46 PM (4 minutes ago Away in the  danger With a mask on my head I popped into Budgens For a loaf of white bread..... Some tosser coughed near me Then blocked up the aisle So I fingered his croissants Cause he stood there a while.....  The duffers were dawdling So I picked up some sweets Then sneezed very loudly As I passed by the meats..... My mask was now soggy As I got to the bread But the section was heaving So-got doughnuts instead..... I quickly skedaddled To head out and pay With a crowd of old duffers Stood blocking the way..... At last at the till now For much time I'd lingered And I left to the sound of  "MY CROISSANTS BEEN FINGERED!!"...... Reply Forward